Monday, September 7, 2009
1 CZAR DOWN AT LEAST 33 TO GO
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
OBAMANATION AND THE RACE CARD
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LOS ANGELES (ANR Aug. 4) - A simple poster appeared anonymously on the streets of LA over the weekend portraying Barack Hussein Obama as the fictional Joker and the socialist media has vaporlocked.
The image of the poster went viral across the internet and the usual media suspects are beside themselves with rage and condemnation of all things conservative. They blame the shadowy Right Wing for a bigoted assault on Obama.
But when the same depictions of George W. Bush and Laura Bush were published over the past several years, not an MSM peep other than muffled giggles of approval. Why is that?
ANR has been busy working to restore the original Alien Nation Report and we apologize for the subdued activity here on the blog. Stay with us please during this difficult time.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
SURVIVING CENSORSHIP IN AMERICA
Gone.
We had this blog hiding in the background and now it is all we are left with. To our thousands of loyal visitors, please return as we work to rebuild the site. It will take some doing but we are determined to restore Alien Nation Report.
We have no idea who or what entity erased our work. We were only poking fun at the Powers-To-Be and at the same time providing video and news that is otherwise difficult to access, all on one site.
This ain't CALLYfornia but, "We'll be back!"
Doc
Sunday, July 12, 2009
SARAH STILL TERRIFIES THE LEFT
WASILLA, AK (ANR July 6) - You betcha! Fed up with attacks from the leftist media, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has resigned her post but not without a few parting shots. "
In what can only be described as deranged mass psychosis, the democrats and their Lapdog media have hounded Governor Palin from the day she was named as John McCain's running mate in last year's presidential election. Even the local moose fear her.
According to an Alien Nation Report source, the Palins held a family meeting and agreed to break camp. The source tells ANR, "They are just tired of silly lawsuits, David Letterman and CNN."
Palin's exit from elected office leaves the GOP frantically searching for their political balls. There obviously are no onions left on the Right in Congress. You betcha!
Thursday, July 9, 2009
JACKSON FAMILY SLAVE TRADE
LOS ANGELES (ANR July 3) - In what promises to be the ultimate reality show, the beatification of Michael Jackson wrought by ratings starved cable networks is unfolding today. Cries and self-righteous complaints of racism began before the Boy King grew cold in a sealed LA Coroner's bodybag. What awaits the world now is a televised spectacle of greed, both white and black, picking over the bones of a beloved pop icon. The dancer will continue to thrill, the mostly white-human audience will pay to watch and vultures will jockey for position. Debates will ignite fires of abomination demanding whom is superior, who is God's true child; natural man will fade again into foolishness. As for the dancer? "
Sunday, July 5, 2009
INDEPENDENCE DAY, OBAMA?
PARIS (ANR June 30) - Even the French get it. France has outlawed the burqa and America's newly minted Administration would do well to heed what is happening to Iran's Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. There can be no dictatorship without the full compliance of a faithful military - Iranian soldier Left.
In desperation over the recent Freedom Fighters protest centered in Tehran, Khamenei has ordered his hand puppet Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to accelerate mass executions. Iran's population was 70 million. 70% are under 30.
Where have all the old folks gone? Former curator of the Persian Antiquities Museum in Cairo, Musad al-Bin Ghollie told ANR today, "The Persian people are of great historical and cultural background. They revere their Elders as a source of national purpose and ancestral duty. Where are the old ones today? I dare not guess!"
In an heretical rape of the Qu'ran, Iran's ruling Mullahs believe the 12th Imam, who went down a well as a child, will return to earth as an older, grey-bearded Persian. He is prophesied to return in the End Times to rule over the surviving human race after Apocalypse. Each Mullah wishes himself to be the One.
In a 1979 scheme modeled after King Herod's attempt to kill Christianity's Messiah, Iran's Mullahs agreed to exterminate all Iranian men over the age of matured beards. Older women were considered nothing more than target practice for rock throwers. So it is today in Tehran but it is the women who bring the rocks.
